Probably The Finest Video Ever (Scew You, Scorsese!)

24 Aug, 2009 Uncategorized

I took the link down because the offer expired.

157 Comments so far »

Keegahn said

am August 24 2009 @ 12:47 pm

Easily the best video ever!
Jon Behrens said

am August 24 2009 @ 1:00 pm

Another Great Video, Frank. Looking forward to the new material. I’ve been enjoying the MC Monthly and InfoMillionaire and know this is totally going to rock.

Keep up the great work and thanks for all you do for our community!

Jon Behrens
David Frey said

am August 24 2009 @ 1:01 pm

Frank,

I think the Mike Woo Ming “tatoo” looks better on your chest than it did on my site.

BTW. The license plate is classic.

Now I’m gonna click the dang link!

David
Andy Iskandar said

am August 24 2009 @ 1:03 pm

Hey guys,

Again, more great stuff from you… but I have got to say one thing… and I quote:

“Scew You, Scorsese!”… Scew???
Wack-A-Mole said

am August 24 2009 @ 1:06 pm

Pretty good, but Andy does better. Esp that webinar. That was awesome!
Seth said

am August 24 2009 @ 1:44 pm

Shenanigans!!! This is brilliant, freaking brilliant.
John Zajaros said

am August 24 2009 @ 1:51 pm

I want the rocks AND the turtles AND the tattoo! Took the screenshot! Great stuff…who wouldn’t wait until the end just to see what you are going to say next?! Tell Andy to get the tattoo too!

Well done Frank! Best video you’ve ever made and Scorsese SHOULD be concerned!

John
adam said

am August 24 2009 @ 1:54 pm

Enough already! I can’t take it anymore….I’ll click the link!!!!!!!!
G. said

am August 24 2009 @ 2:02 pm

Frank, Frank, Frank, You are funny and absolutely entertaining and THAT is why we keep watching for minutes on end AFTER the pitch is over!

So obvious…

Of course you know your stuff sticks us like glue to the screen until we don’t hear your voice anymore.

And if this were the old fashioned TVs and view times of the 60s, we’d still be watching your screen until the scratchy sound came on …

no even better, until someone found us like zombies the next morning (TV with scratchy sound still going B/C no one shut it off…)

Ok fine.

You know I have better, more productive things to do with my time than to sit here and be amused by the famous Frank Kern.

(…Admission of guilt starts to sink in…)

Okay I admit I obviously am one of your target market people who hasn’t earned a dime online YET so I better get going hitting that link so I finally can (make money.)

Then I WILL have better uses for my time.

Thanks.
Henry Dicks said

am August 24 2009 @ 2:05 pm

Great!

But should I really click that link?…hm…
jerry at LearnGuitarFastAndEasy.com said

am August 24 2009 @ 2:13 pm

What a hoot….when Frank speaks, I listen. The stuff Frank gives away is better than most stuff you pay for everywhere else on the web. His integrity and name on anything is proof enough for me. I’m in. jerry
Tilen Krivec said

am August 24 2009 @ 2:31 pm

Production value must have been HUGE!
Brendan Wenzel said

am August 24 2009 @ 2:36 pm

Great content as always Frank! I really need to quit over complicating the process and just put together my first real infoproduct together. Thanks bro!
Lisa Lou said

am August 24 2009 @ 2:45 pm

Love it as usual!!
Ryan said

am August 24 2009 @ 3:04 pm

Hey Frank,
Are you accepting paypal payments for this or strictly credit cards? I am looking to pay with paypal…
Thanks,
Ryan
Yee Shun Jian | RichGrad.com said

am August 24 2009 @ 3:10 pm

LMAO Frank… you always crack me up…

Anyway, you got me to watch the entire video AND click the link!

You’re good =)

Ya I agree… the BEST video you ever made haha
Bobby Kelly said

am August 24 2009 @ 3:17 pm

Screw you back.

Love Marty Scorsese.
Caleb Osborne said

am August 24 2009 @ 3:21 pm

“You’re Out — I’m F*ckin In!”
Jimmy said

am August 24 2009 @ 4:33 pm

Frank..!!

u left me wif no choice, but to click the link….good job~!! lol

Great video….AGAIN…~!
James Schramko said

am August 24 2009 @ 5:42 pm

Love the diagrams.

Who would have thought:

Find out what people are buying > Sell it to them.
robert said

am August 24 2009 @ 5:46 pm

You need serious mental assistance. I want to support your therapy so I will , in fact, spend a dollar.

Why is Andy in your office?

You guys like each other ?
ben said

am August 24 2009 @ 6:22 pm

Getting cheap traffic is not hard,but if it doesn’t convert then what is the point! can you show us an example where you actually made any money from this method?
John said

am August 24 2009 @ 6:45 pm

Greatest video ever - except Scorsese would never misspell ’screw’.
Kevin Lam said

am August 24 2009 @ 6:46 pm

Damn you Frank… you’re just so funny. I’ll go get it now. Sheesh.
richard crooke said

am August 24 2009 @ 6:49 pm

Funny video Frank. Once I get up a couple of web-sites I will buy your product. Awesome job guys.

Richard
Kevin Lam said

am August 24 2009 @ 6:57 pm

Ryan, why don’t you get a PayPal debit card? You can use it as a credit card or pull money out. Heck, I went shopping and withdrew money at the ATM today. Love it. Costs… oh $1 in fees… and like $2 from the ATM. So I pay the ATM more than I do Frank, hahahaha. Whatever.
John said

am August 24 2009 @ 6:58 pm

Can you set me up with NANA?
Pam Brossman said

am August 24 2009 @ 6:59 pm

Frank great use of marketing movies I thought the best part was the rocks, and the hair extension. Thank you for sharing.
Pam
Cliff Hume said

am August 24 2009 @ 7:16 pm

Is it possible to do something with this? Being as deaf as a doornail does not help anything.

I have never had a site to run; never had a list; never had a product and have never discovered how to find a person’s site. I have never heard of anyone on this island that has ever done marketing.
Trey said

am August 24 2009 @ 7:20 pm

Dude - Stats202 is not free. Tracking202 is but not the stats section.
chinaman said

am August 24 2009 @ 7:28 pm

Frankie,
Awesome vid, man. Funny as fuck.
CK = Calvin Klein.
Only Californian broads could be so vain.
Georgia chicks would say “I heart cock”.
Straight from the horse’s mouth.
Anyway, real cool vid.
chinaman
Jim said

am August 24 2009 @ 8:18 pm

Wow, Frank Kern, the master of marketing, has finally discovered yahoo ppc, lol.
Arthur said

am August 24 2009 @ 8:23 pm

Powerful stuff!

I’ve watched the video 7 times
Keith Baxter said

am August 24 2009 @ 8:40 pm

Kenny Powers… ROFL!
dave said

am August 24 2009 @ 8:53 pm

I’m holding off clicking the link coz you don’t have paypal
jane said

am August 24 2009 @ 9:08 pm

Hi there… I want to buy it but you don’t take paypal!
Am I just blind?
cheers,
JB
Sunnie Skillman said

am August 24 2009 @ 9:12 pm

I clicked the link and it didn’t work. How can I get to this offer?
Michael said

am August 24 2009 @ 9:28 pm

Frank, The video is great. Especially the last part.
Thanks.
Mark said

am August 24 2009 @ 9:45 pm

Scorsese is definitely worried….are you preparing your acceptance speech? You will have to wear grown up clothes to the awards ceremony though

“I would like to thank the Academy….
EbayTradingPro.com said

am August 24 2009 @ 10:15 pm

Hilarious and great stuff all-in-one. I just ordered the Screw Google and InfoMillionaire today. Affiliate marketing is not the easiest thing. You gave some reasons in your video and we give 6 reasons most people stuck at making money online on our website. So anything to shortcut the process is always welcome. Thanx Frank & Trey
Roy Sencio said

am August 24 2009 @ 10:25 pm

Yes Frank.. who’s James? Hehehe…

Great video… thanks!
Phil Hughes said

am August 24 2009 @ 11:11 pm

I thought screwing around was exactly the point…I mean I actually had a sale come in from PayPal while I was watching this, that DOES count as work…right?

..yeah well, I guess my High School Principal was right, I should get a “real job” ™ and give up this silly hobby.

I love my f’n life

PhilHughesDotTV
Steve Schmidt said

am August 24 2009 @ 11:23 pm

In honor of John Reese’s turtle fetish…

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Another great video Frank, you rock! (And the method you show rocks too.)
Steve Schmidt said

am August 24 2009 @ 11:25 pm

Well that WAS a cool ‘ASCII Art’ turtle… before I hit enter… LOL.
Philip McDonald said

am August 24 2009 @ 11:39 pm

I swear to Gawd Frank, you’re out of your mind, this is funnier than a couple years ago, when you told Kevin Wilke his mother wears combat boots. lol

OK, OK, I give up, I’ll click the link.lol
Philip
Robert said

am August 25 2009 @ 12:54 am

Had to run to the video shop to hire the latest “Mud and the blood terror” film of Mel Gibson to cool off after watching this one. And that “catch” cost me $2.5!
Friendly yours.
anne said

am August 25 2009 @ 1:38 am

Yes, Skew or “Scew” means to fasten together or pierce, a piece of meat, for example, with a pin or skewer for grilling on the fire
Carsten said

am August 25 2009 @ 3:16 am

LOL OMG Rofl this is so freaking funny. The part with Andy Jenkins lol heheh. Well im from Germany and a big Fan of all your works dude. You Rock
Richard Smith said

am August 25 2009 @ 3:46 am

Hey Frank,

Tremendous video and absolutely spot on timing.

I am just going through 30DC with Ed Dale and they have started using PPC again in the process but GOOGLE DOES NOT WANT MY MONEY.

I have set up landing pages with good content and all the other “Landing Page” stuff and started bids at $0.45….then $0.65….ok so surely $0.75 will do it.

Still Google does not love me……. so now I am at $0.85 lets see.

……….three days later

I have had two clicks and spent a massive $0.83 so i think i’ll just go and click the link now and see if you are for real here.

Anyways, a hilarious video and even better than SPADANCO

Cheers
Ineta said

am August 25 2009 @ 9:03 am

I really would like to try your system, however, for those who don’t have a credit card, is there a chance to get access to your materials via Paypal? Your whole attitude and perception is refreshingly different and it would be a pitty to loose out.
Alkaline Water Ionizer said

am August 25 2009 @ 9:35 am

Great stuff Frank. And yes I did click the link.
Tony said

am August 25 2009 @ 11:54 am

Hi Frank,

Damn I’ve never clicked a link in my entire life,
and now you’ve ruined it for me!

Awesome!

You might as well click mine now.

Regards

P.S. What you waiting for?

P.P.S. You don’t ‘have’ to, I just thought it would
break up reading all these comments a bit for some interest.
Mikko said

am August 25 2009 @ 1:54 pm

Hahahaa… I actually did watch the whole video.
Scott Brandon Hoffman said

am August 25 2009 @ 1:58 pm

Hey Frank,

I would have to say that was NO DOUBT your best video ever made, Scorsese will definitely be looking over his back at the likes of you as the new up and comning filmmaker, better get your red carpet shoes all shined up, and heck, maybe even shave…

Thank God I already got this program a week ago so I didn’t have to click the link again SO I got to see all the great pics, Dr. Mike Tatoo, a pile of rocks, Andy Jenkins, and all the other shenanigans.

Totally brilliant.

Take care brother!
Scott

PS: Life is all about the “Shenanigans”..Shhh, don’t tell the others.
Gail said

am August 25 2009 @ 2:03 pm

You are so damn funny!!!
Mary said

am August 25 2009 @ 4:07 pm

Thanks Frank & Co!

The master of marketing in full swing.

I almost fell for buying the rocks….until I remembered you were selling the $1 System!

You ARE good man,
Kindest Regards,
Mary
ed said

am August 25 2009 @ 4:11 pm

nana loved ck

who would have guessed?
Jonathan Gunson said

am August 25 2009 @ 4:22 pm

Frank

Heavens! Evene better is to combine Tony Robbins crystal clear thinking with the interview that you made by your pool a few months back.

“If you KNOW it is going to work, it ceases to be work, and you can work ceaselessly almost 24 x 7 and never get tired because … you just KNOW.”

Thanks again bud.

Jonathan

PS. Got you in my ‘Gunson’ sights for an interview at the Traffic Cafe.TV. (Will be in touch.) JG
Greg said

am August 25 2009 @ 9:28 pm

Great humor! You’re a natural. But, I couldn’t find the BIG RED BUTTON…. till after you stoped talking.
Ray Conmey said

am August 25 2009 @ 9:47 pm

You’ve turned me into a glutton for punishment!!! I watched the whole frickin’ thing!

I wish you would ‘lighten up’ and relax more often. You’ re too up-tight.

Later,

Ray Conmey

P.S. My side still hurts.
Matt Whelan said

am August 26 2009 @ 2:21 am

Poor Andy! Okay, okay, I’ll click the link . . .

But I want to watch some more, just for a while.

We want a picture of the tattoo when it’s done, okay?

Thanks for the fun,

Matt
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Peter Dunbar said

am August 26 2009 @ 9:23 pm

I just peed myself… thanks Frank
Al Altan said

am August 26 2009 @ 9:46 pm

You guys are wack jobs! Loves it
Jef Nance said

am August 26 2009 @ 9:53 pm

Greatest ending of any film ever!

I paused it and made popcorn for the last 4 minutes, a real cliff-hanger… couldn’t wait for the end!

You never fail to amaze me, Frank, you are the master. But you knew that, right?

-jef
Wil said

am August 26 2009 @ 10:27 pm

“A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.”

be the ball.

click the link? oh, yeah..that.
Andrew said

am August 26 2009 @ 10:28 pm

Your too funny Frank, thanks heaps for the gen, already a member and I have to say TOTALLY worth the $1!
Thanks again

Andrew
Trish said

am August 26 2009 @ 11:01 pm

LOVE IT!! Ok damn it, I will click the link!
Roscoe Jensen said

am August 26 2009 @ 11:04 pm

I really liked the video. Even the pictures of you all. The only problem while I’m trying to post this comment I hear you talk about another picture and I have to go see it!!!
Jason R. Ayers said

am August 26 2009 @ 11:13 pm

Frank,

I’d pay for a video of the random jabbering you did at the end. This is truly marketing’s finest hour.
Pyjammez said

am August 26 2009 @ 11:33 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Tony M. said

am August 26 2009 @ 11:46 pm

I was NOT going to buy this,
I did NOT like the sales letter…
But I laughed so hard during the video that I couldn’t stand NOT giving you that dollar.

I’m sure I’ll get very valuable information anyway.

Talk to you soon,
Tony
TroyNotes said

am August 27 2009 @ 12:06 am

You shouldn’t joke about those mexican slider turtles. They are vicious creatures. I’m not sure if you know but that Lorena Bobbit thing…that was actually done with turtles. Scissors was just more believeable in the news.

And damn I really feel sorry for those turtles…except they are vicious!
Sue and Steve Show said

am August 27 2009 @ 12:06 am

I eagerly spent 15 minutes on you again. Of course I clicked.

Steve
Dagny Wallin said

am August 27 2009 @ 12:07 am

Really? Really? Just when I think you can’t possibly be more humorous you come up with this? I’m clicking the gosh darned link! You had me at hello…
Graeme Pearce said

am August 27 2009 @ 12:29 am

ok I’m clicking
Doug said

am August 27 2009 @ 12:35 am

One word–Fuck’n brilliant!
I would have paid ten bucks just to watch the 2nd half of that video. Funny shit maynard.
But here’s the thing dude, I know you had Andy there and I think you guys deployed some NLP voodoo, man.
1st Andy with his NLP transparency blog posts, and now you with your funny boy video. C’mon bro, just fess up–What I pay a $1 now…and then I gotta pay a buck a year to be a member of the tattoo club?
I say forget this I.M. crap, just start a club…$17 a month…and I send you two 15 minute videos a month. They will consist of pictures and me rambling.
I’ve already got the landing page built.

Hey, thnx for the T. robbins vid, man. I was already familiar with the basketball dealeo, and I had already been working my mental mojo, but ain’t nothing wrong with a little positive reinforcement. Solid stuff, thnx bro.
Doug
MissMolly said

am August 27 2009 @ 12:41 am

You are fantastic….buy the rocks forget the tatoo
Mehraj said

am August 27 2009 @ 12:42 am

Simply the Greatest video ever created! (Thus far)
Taho said

am August 27 2009 @ 1:14 am

This is hilarious!
I kind of expected a better landing page tho. Why do they all look the same?
Mike said

am August 27 2009 @ 1:18 am

Damn straight… Beautiful.. I’m going to cry… Friggin awesome
Turtle Woman said

am August 27 2009 @ 1:53 am

I CAN’T Click the Link… or TURTLES Will come out of my DVD DRIVE and Eat me during the night. HELP!
Patric Schuppe said

am August 27 2009 @ 2:01 am

Hi Frank,
Very nice and cool video strategie! I am going to use that, too.
Very cool:-)

PS: Yes I did listen (100% blind so I can listen only) to it to the end because I wanted to know what you did exactly:-)
HENRY said

am August 27 2009 @ 2:22 am

FRANK YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! LOL I WONDER WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET TO?….
HILARIOUS….YEAH IT MUST BE FUN…. THANKS FRANK….AND FOR GOD SAKE KEEP DOING THAT….YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN….CERTAINLY AWESOME WILL BE.

HENRY W.
HB said

am August 27 2009 @ 3:07 am

Frank and John (’cos I know you’ll be seeing him)

The video with Tony Robbins - felt like coming home.

A million thanks to you both

love
HBxx

ps - why do we never see Trey - is he real ??
HB said

am August 27 2009 @ 3:10 am

pps - the Magic formula - excellent

Forget Scorses - should you be name changing to Frank Kern Coppola ??

HBx
Husam said

am August 27 2009 @ 4:02 am

I will NOT click on the link,you can’t force me with your voodoo magic,lol
Samuel Smith said

am August 27 2009 @ 4:50 am

This is definately the best video I’ve seen.

I especially liked the dollar you guys sent me…

How did you do that? One moment I’m just sitting there, and the next there’s a dollar in the DVD drive.

You guys rock!
Sam Deane said

am August 27 2009 @ 4:52 am

Hey Frank, can you clear something up for me? I didnt quite catch that … What did you want me to do at the end of this video?
Sam
John Soko said

am August 27 2009 @ 5:45 am

….. what link would that be Frank?
Gunna get the tat tomorrow - I like it!
Carl said

am August 27 2009 @ 6:19 am

OK, OK… I give up. I’ll click.

Carl Willoughby
http://One-Minute-Cure.com
Curtis Gore said

am August 27 2009 @ 6:25 am

Now I now why Nana has such a spring in her step…
Clayton said

am August 27 2009 @ 6:55 am

Absolutely fantastic the true underacheiver is coming out now Frank, already have you screw google just thought this was fantastic.

I know that one day I’ll get there just a little more tweeking and refining and I should make my first sale, just gotta wait

dum de dum de da
Scott Brooks - Create Info Products said

am August 27 2009 @ 7:05 am

As usual, incredible video frank. Learning a lot from you. Thanks bro.
Nial Fuller said

am August 27 2009 @ 7:18 am

Great Video Frank.
Mathew Kettlewell said

am August 27 2009 @ 7:21 am

Frank -

That’s my mistresses license plate.

And my name isn’t Chuck!

Great vid bud - keep em coming.
Lucas Adamski said

am August 27 2009 @ 8:19 am

Haha, the ending was super funny
Yves Lanot said

am August 27 2009 @ 9:22 am

Ya Frank that was probably the best video EVER hahaha. Since I live in san diego too we should all go in at the same time and get that tattoo on our chest hahahaha
Noah St John said

am August 27 2009 @ 9:23 am

Oh. My. God.
Dr. Mike said

am August 27 2009 @ 9:38 am

Damn you Kern!

Love,
Dr. Mike
Bergur Isleifsson said

am August 27 2009 @ 9:45 am

I refuse to be masscontrolled like the other sheeps. I will NOT click that link … no matter what. Instead … I will … well … NOT do it.

Hah! That should show you. Meeheeehe ….
Paul Colligan said

am August 27 2009 @ 9:49 am

Are the rocks SEO’d?
David Henderson said

am August 27 2009 @ 10:48 am

I tried Frank I really did, I just couldn’t click the link. Was I mesmerised, was I hypnotised, am I nuts, NO. I already signed up.
But thanks for the video, great stuff guys.
Dave
Zemalf said

am August 27 2009 @ 11:20 am

Nice presentation Frank, typos or not. and rocks!
Jeff Gordon Parker said

am August 27 2009 @ 12:19 pm

The video was Freakin Awesome!

I clicked the Link Frank! I gave you my Dollar!

Happy???? You are now one Dollar Richer thanks to me!

Man…. Screw Google!!!!!!! =-)
Ricky said

am August 27 2009 @ 1:50 pm

Oh, this is really nice, Frank your techniques are appreciable, you rocks
Deborah said

am August 27 2009 @ 2:35 pm

Frank,

Is the optimal opt-in position in the upper left side of the screen ?

Thax
John W. Furst said

am August 27 2009 @ 4:20 pm

The photo show is scary enough …

Obviously Google prefers to sell expensive clicks to “not so savvy”
marketers and doesn’t care so much about the small guys.

Are you sure your cousin James doesn’t want to join our cozy,
crazy IM community?

Cheers.
Paul Piotrowski said

am August 27 2009 @ 6:00 pm

That video was awesome. I couldn’t stop laughing at the end. I had to open the link in a new window just so I could keep watching the video.

I bought Screw Google, I bought the UA files, and Mass Control.

Your VooDoo, Super Secret Ninja tactics worked on me. I was powerless against them.

Actually, it was that really cool Bruce Lee picture you have hanging on your wall that pushed me over the decision making edge. My wife bought me the exact same picture a while back so I figured it was a sign I needed to buy Mass Control. Well, that’s my justification anyways, and I’m sticking to it!

-Paul
Miles said

am August 27 2009 @ 10:43 pm

Now that was hilarious! Shenanigans to the max!
palmetto said

am August 28 2009 @ 7:25 am

Frank, thanks for the video.
tom kubik said

am August 28 2009 @ 12:32 pm

I need some thing that just works and fast with in 30 days…
Nothing to do with making money products would be very very nice ….
im going to try your program frank/trey!!!
Ansel Gough said

am August 29 2009 @ 6:06 am

Google can get expensive - that’s for sure. However, it does convert really well into sales. We’ve been playing around with Yahoo and MSN for awhile now, and we get really cheap clicks (similar to Frank’s), but conversions aren’t anywhere near as high as Google - still a great source of traffic though.

Thanks,
Ansel
Assaf said

am August 29 2009 @ 7:38 pm

I think there is nothing funnier than listening to you while doing keyword research…
Cyndi Rainwater said

am August 30 2009 @ 9:01 am

I actually looked down to my DVD drive and waited for a sec for that damn dollar…GEESH

Love you…you make my day

Time to get busy.
Warren said

am August 30 2009 @ 9:31 am

Great stuff Frank, love the end of your video, as always I love your sense of humor.

Kindest Regards

Warren
Wasa said

am August 30 2009 @ 9:33 am

Thanks Frank, Love your style, cant wait to see what you are up to here.

Wasa
Clyde Long said

am August 31 2009 @ 8:28 pm

Waiting for my dollar to come out of the DVD. Great video and I clicked the link several days ago and watched all 5.1 of them. It’s 9:26 pm, my only time to get on the web so I better get busy!
Thanks Frank and Trey
Daniel said

am September 1 2009 @ 6:26 am

great info and awsome licence plate!!!
Bruce said

am September 1 2009 @ 7:05 am

Frank & Trey…I GOT MY FIRST SALE…YOU MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought your “Screw Google” system last Friday and spent the next 3 days going through the videos and taking notes. I must admit, after seeing that “wrap up” video where you got around 1,235 clicks and NO SALES my levels of optimism took a ‘noticable dive’.

But hey, you gotta be IN IT to WIN IT!

I am an SEO / SEM guy (Yellow Pages is my main client so I can’t complain)…but up until now I haven’t ever tried my hand at affiliate marketing or any other form of Internet Marketing for that matter.

But dudes, your “relentless but never tiresome blend of video insanity” finally got me to get out my credit card and buy “Screw Google”…and it paid off!!!

I got an $87 payout on just my 3rd click of the campaign!!!

Ok, I admit that because of my SEM background (and a slight touch of “Stockholm Syndrome” between me and Google)I just COULDN’T bring myself to toss all those hundreds and thousands of keywords into one single, solitary Ad Group.

So, I took an extra 6 hours or so to create around 6 themed Ad Groups (complete with mis-spelts and niche-relevant URLs) and “pushed the ACTIVATE button” with a profound sense of “let’s f&%k it up with class and style”

But much to my astonishment, it would seem that the Right Reverand Kern was on to something after all! Yep, I made what will hopefully prove to be the first of many gazillions of sales AND got the rare chance to “shove it up Google at the same time!!!”

Frank, that borders upon a religious experience for me because Google has been raping and pillaging my clients and I since I first got my Google Adwords certification.

Thanks again :):):)
Jeffrey Parker said

am September 1 2009 @ 10:49 pm

Man, Frank….

Sticking Point. Solution.

I now understand. You were right.

Wow…..

Jeff

P.S. If someone else payed the dollar and knows what I’m talking about, feel free to make a remark.
One click leads to this to that and now life is changed because of a dollar click. Amazing Frank! Simply Amazing!
Leon David Zapata said

am September 4 2009 @ 5:29 pm

Hi Frank. Very interesting program. Do you have an affiliate program? I’d like to promote this training
Robert said

am September 6 2009 @ 7:40 am

Smart video!!! ive watched only 3 of your videos and they make me laugh!!!
Clyde Long said

am September 7 2009 @ 5:42 pm

Hey Frank and Trey

Just got my first Screw Google campaign up and running. I know, I’m slow. Found a nice product that is converting well with 70% pay out. Here is the kicker, the owner of the site just optimized the page with Mass Control.
Now the checking and testing starts.
Garth Huels said

am September 12 2009 @ 9:36 pm

That was truly hilarious. That’s Frank? Not the voice I expected, don’t ask me why. It’s good to have fun with this stuff, though. If we’re not gonna have fun, I might as well go back to my real job! Ok, I guess I’ll go click the darned link now…
Matthew Meyer said

am September 13 2009 @ 3:17 am

Ok I ordered the $1. trial and read the Screw Google PDF all the way through. Ok so Yahoo is the big secret traffic source. I have tested them like crazy too. True they are wayyyy easier to deal with than Google. I have been bitch slapped silly by those Google guys so I would love to screw em. One problem for me. The traffic just did not convert as well as Google for the same campaigns. I really wish it did. The only thing that gives me hope to try again is your tracking system which tells people the exact keywords are actually getting SALES. Nice! I could then eliminate the dogs and keep the winners. Also you recommend avoiding the the content match. I was not doing this. I will try again using your tracking options and eliminating content match. I hope this kicks me over the edge.
Helene said

am September 18 2009 @ 8:56 pm

Love the new tattoo!
Miss Piggy said

am September 19 2009 @ 2:02 am

He sounds like kermit !
Robert said

am September 19 2009 @ 2:48 am

Your information is good Frank, but you have a huge downfall, your helpdesk is simply nonexistant. I have tried 4 times aswel as by phone to contact you guys since a week now to no avail. Your saying that your team will come back to us within hours is total nonsense. Obviously you are betting that by not answering you will cash-in on atleast one or more extra monthly fees from those members that wish to cancel their memberships. This type of practice is distasteful and unprofessional to extremes and thereby adds your name to the Internet’s scam lists, like it or not.
Mike Clay said

am September 19 2009 @ 4:52 am

I’m going to get my Dr. Mike Tattoo today
Eddie said

am September 19 2009 @ 8:34 am

Nana loves Coke?
Nana loves Calvin Klein?
What’s so bad about that…
Larry said

am September 24 2009 @ 4:18 pm

Love your stuff Frank
Tom Justin said

am September 24 2009 @ 4:36 pm

Your buddy Tony Robbins emphasizes mirroring those who are more successful than yourself. Well, after that video, which I watched through Dr. Mike, I’m not so happy to say, I’ve decided to take the afternoon off and go have sake. It’s working for you and Trey, why not?

Then I’ll find some of those Mexican turtles, and. . .what else are you doing? Oh yeah, make a video, which I’ll do after the sake, which is obviously what you have done.

Then, of course, a visit to the tattoo parlor at the Palms here in Las Vegas.

By the way, when in the hell do you guys have time to get traffic?

Oops, here comes my geisha now.

Sayonara,

Tom Justin

P.S. That dollar never came through my slot. I’ll check when I get back.
Tim Davis said

am September 25 2009 @ 1:06 am

Frank,
Great job as always. I thought the ending was hilarious. I watched through the end cause it was so random, I wondered what was going to be on the next slide. Also… it’s a great course for anyone that hasn’t bought it yet.
-Tim Davis
Ana Radic said

am September 25 2009 @ 8:04 am

lol
Thanks
Ken Michaels said

am September 25 2009 @ 3:25 pm

Great ending for the video, and awesome stuff in the book… (really worth its dollar, and I don’t get any affiliate money for saying this… ;D).

It seems that Frank fights back and is the one who slaps Google…
Funny.

Regards
Frank Kern and Perry Marshall: Simply BETTER Mousetraps « Word Bang said

am September 26 2009 @ 10:21 am

[…] tactic to that of Frank Kern and Trey Smith. In a recent video (the infamous “Probably the Finest Video Ever…” for their Magic Formula product) Kern briefly shows you how they get basic niche market […]
Jonathan Chase said

am September 26 2009 @ 11:38 am

I got the dollar! All the way over here in England Frank.

Thanks.

I clicked the link before though.

And spent a tad more than $1

Bloody ‘ell but you are good mate!
Rick Ostler said

am September 26 2009 @ 7:15 pm

Hi Frank, Great video bud! I can relate. I recently started my first google adwords campaign and after following everything google wants in a campaign;
-clicks were still going up instead of down.
-and eventually I got SLAPPED!
I will definitely be buying your program. I look forward to working with you and your product…………Rick
Dawn said

am September 26 2009 @ 7:48 pm

You guys are SO funny! You could have a second career in stand-up
comedy! Frank, your hair is WAY prettier than Jay Leno’s!
CAT JUGGLING!! LOL LOL LOL, etc.!
David Henderson said

am September 27 2009 @ 9:46 am

MSN (BIng) plus Yahoo does not equal Google IMHO. I have a couple of keyphrases in G that gets me traffic. I have the same kwywords in the other two and have not had one single click in months. I dislike the G dominance but I hope people switching goes some way to pulling them down a peg or two and realising that the internet is not their’s.
If anybody can do it Frank surely can.
Vic Brown said

am September 27 2009 @ 1:26 pm

I was trying hard to click the link, but the “hypnotic marketing” stuff near the end kept getting in the way. Thankfully it eventually acme to an end, I clicked the link, and everything is right in the world once again. Too funny!
azrin said

am September 27 2009 @ 9:30 pm

I will click great video frank,thanks
Brent said

am September 28 2009 @ 12:24 am

funny stuff. I’m just getting started in this online marketing world, is this method good for a beginner?
Tom Harvey said

am September 28 2009 @ 3:50 am

Another great video, will click the link now to check out the system and look forward to using it to share succeess. All the best

Tom
Harry said

am October 1 2009 @ 1:40 pm

OK!!!! How the HELL did you manage to make that dollar Bill come out of my
DVD drive ….hu? How!!! That just FREAKING Blew me away - MAN THAT WAS FREAKY FRANK!

top video
Bill said

am October 26 2009 @ 4:03 pm

unable to access the “screw google” site? is it available?
Trader said

am October 29 2009 @ 5:19 am

best video ever
Nial Fuller said

am October 29 2009 @ 5:20 am

I love this video.
Gustavo Sarmiento said

am October 29 2009 @ 1:28 pm

Hi Mark:

Please tell me when you will have your “No Google” system available again? You sent this offer to a e-mail address that I rarely use.

Thanks in advance,
Gustavo
Chased1k said

am November 14 2009 @ 4:25 pm

I second Gustovo’s comment. I want to grab this if it becomes available again.
Shaqir Hussyin said

am December 16 2009 @ 5:02 pm

Thanks Frank, awesome content as always, i have evolved this past year especially after investing in tons of courses from everyone, and ur Mass Control, it has has a big impact on my business, actually thats an understatement, my business has sky rocketed due to the techniques i learnt off you,e the real gold rush

I guess your telling everyone where the Gold Rush is - Local Businesses =)

Cheers Frank
Bill said

am December 18 2009 @ 1:02 pm

Hi Frank

I just came across your site and would luv to get a copy of your $1.00 videos on getting traffic please.

Thanks
Bill
Australia

PS: I really need help getting traffic!
Carl said

am December 23 2009 @ 11:09 am

Awesome video! Please Frank put that link back
Andrew said

am December 27 2009 @ 6:23 pm

Great Stuff!

Dang, Can someone post those link or something. I would gladly pay more for this info.

Truly that would benefit the rest of the folks who “missed it”…

Anayways, keep up the good work!
Tim Lowe said

am January 25 2010 @ 9:13 am

Great content Frank.

A good PPC campaign will get you visitors - yes it cost money but what business doesn’t require investment!!!

When you’re just starting out it can be “painful” topart with the money but as you get people on yor list you can then build the relationship and make some sales which will finance the continuation of the PPC and then start to make you PROFIT!!

Listen to Frank - don’t juest think of the short term.

Tim
Steven Smith said

am February 5 2010 @ 1:56 pm

Damm Frank, I had to watch all of the ending pictures because you
took the link down.

Gosh, I really want to “click the link”.

Come on! I got the dollar!!!

Peace Out