John Reese Turned Gangsta Rapper (And Free Stuff Too!)
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Thomas Richmond said
am May 18 2009 @ 11:49 pm
Yeah Boyyyyy , lol.
Hey guys, John told us about this on twitter, sounds great!
thanks for the heads up!! Yeah boyyy!! lol.
Ryan Wade said
am May 18 2009 @ 11:58 pm
Haha … Love it man!
-Ryan
Harrison Schmidt said
am May 19 2009 @ 12:00 am
Frank you are so cool.
I like the part at around 3:25 when you say “Go” and John kicks into marketing gear immediately.
The thing that separates the big fish from the small are definitely Fluentistical Abilities.
Nice bonuses. You are right that this video is ruining your rep John ;D
David King said
am May 19 2009 @ 12:16 am
Where was the gangsta rap?
lol… all i heard was “hell yeah” and “yeah”
That’s not a gangsta rap! Not in Detroit at least! haha!
Ryan Bellinger said
am May 19 2009 @ 12:21 am
shit is hilarious.
@CoachDeb said
am May 19 2009 @ 12:23 am
Hell yeah! LOL
Frickkin Hillarious John
Glad Frank didn’t cut 1st 2 min…
that was the best part!
See ya’ in SoCal in 2 weeks
(official countdown just began)
Brian said
am May 19 2009 @ 12:29 am
Hell yeah! Nice Gangsta Fiddle at the end.
David Turnbull said
am May 19 2009 @ 12:36 am
No going to buy the stuff, but the video was definitely enjoyable.
Dimitri said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:09 am
“THAT’S WHAT YOU GET SON”
Haha, good stuff.
Hemorrhoids are no fun said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:52 am
Eben. . .John . . Frank the 3 marketing amigos?
Good stuff fellas
get ex back said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:44 am
Have you guys lost the plot or what? First time I’ve ever seen John so uncomfortable with he’s “Hell, Yeh!” role.
Adam Arnold said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:00 am
Great marketer John… but loosen up a little lol
Trey said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:23 am
Awww YEH.
anna Gressier said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:40 am
That video was like watching a train wreck… truly terrible yet strangely compelling. Loved the hillbilly music and titles at the end though… :o)
David Risley said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:43 am
What happens on Pen Island, gets posted to the Internet for all to laugh at. Yeah, dog!
Tony Finbarr-Smith said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:48 am
hahaha awesome video make me smile this afternoon, which I really needed! Like that natural fit of giggles early on hahaha.
Liking the double-teaming on the bonuses… seeing a trend forming amongst the IM bigwigs on this….
Nice one.
YEEEAAAHHHHH!
Tony Finbarr-Smith said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:51 am
uhuhuhuh he said: “Eben’s Big Package”…
huhuhuhu
matt said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:52 am
I know an A&R man from Death Row - Im gonna hook you guys up - boyeeeee
Tony Pearl said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:59 am
WTF?? That was hilarious!!
“And you can get Eben’s big package… I’ve seen it!”
ROTFL!!!
Good content, well delivered… and SO damn funny/entertaining…
Like all Frank’s shit.
Oh, and I LOVE the ‘Pen Island Productions’ logo at the beginning!
Nice coconuts! lol
Hell yeah!
Peace
Joao said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:10 am
Awesome! Super Funny! Love your videos!
Matthew Loop said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:13 am
Hilarious!! JR may be a convert to the rapper / long-hair surfer lifestyle fairly soon
Geoff Chadwick said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:36 am
Great Video!! Love it. YEAH!
Shane Goldberg said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:53 am
Nice work Frank & John u da mans!
hell yeah!
john jones said
am May 19 2009 @ 8:07 am
frank you are cool
Eugenie said
am May 19 2009 @ 8:29 am
Classic! Loved it! And adding “fluentistical” to my vocab Right Now…
The Frankie & Johnnie Show sure does rock…
anthony said
am May 19 2009 @ 8:50 am
Frank,
Bought Launch Tree through your affiliate link.
Can you email me on how to take part in your list building traffic bonus that you and John offered?
Thanks,
Anthony
NOTE FROM FRANK: The Launch Tree Promo ends on Tuesday the 19th. Mike Filsaime is going to give me a list of the people who are eligible for the bonuses once the promo ends. Then we’ll email you with the details. Should be on Thursday or so
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Tom Troughton said
am May 19 2009 @ 11:20 am
Yeah! Frank and John need to do a television show.
Isn’t is a “cool country” when people can make money doing what do?
Even though they are “crazy”, they do have great info! If this was politics, they woudl say - “John you are no Frank Kern.”
Enjoyed the video,
Tom
Shawn Horwood said
am May 19 2009 @ 11:36 am
That video was hilarious!
Great stuff guys, and awesome bonuses!
Shawn
Keller said
am May 19 2009 @ 12:49 pm
Absolutely hilarious! I don’t think I’ve ever seen John laugh or smile that much. Like two school boys up to no good.
Jerry Maurer said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:08 pm
Wow- John looked like he wanted to redo the shoot a few times over…
world wide weller said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:23 pm
Poor John Reese. . . I want to buy that white boy’s shit! know what I’m sayn Dog? . . .
Emmet said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:27 pm
What’s up with the name “Pen Island”? And the graphic that looks like something between a pair of breasts? Is that intentional? Very funny stuff nonetheless, oh ya good offer too by the way ; )
Bronson said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:28 pm
Gonna make ‘em checkz sizzle. Fo Shizzle!
Sherrie Vitello* said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:36 pm
I truly enjoyed the video, you guys are funny, but I have to ask this. Do you think people get turned off by having to purchase sooooo many cd’s & stuff to read? I see alot of advertising for creating internet businesses, I go to the site, watch the video, everyone has “the best” product, it all sounds great! Then I get to the ordering & I see a library of cd’s, a mountain of reading material & honestly, I get turned off by it. Maybe I get overwhelmed I don’t know, it’s just that, isn’t their a way to put this imformation in a compact size amount of cd’s & reading material…so it won’t seem like a lifetime of learning things? I don’t know…that’s just me. No offense intended, I thought I would ask. Have a good one!
Sincerely, Sherrie Vitello*
David Hale said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:39 pm
Great stuff. The Guru program looks like it is going to be the best. Who better to learn from than Eben.
Dr Dave Hale
Cindy McAsey said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:47 pm
I didn’t realize how different you 2 were till you were side by side in this video! Now it’s very apparent you come from 2 complete different backgrounds. Guaranteed my world is very different than both of yours too. The common thread is we all earn a living from marketing on the internet.
Cindy McAsey
Barefoot in the Garden
Roosevelt Cooper said
am May 19 2009 @ 1:48 pm
That was actually very funny!
Interestingly enough, my father was actually the ORIGINAL hype man in hip hop.
He’s a part of the rap group, The Furious Five.
If you saw their performance after they got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame, the crazy guy with the braids and the hat running all over the stage is my father!
garden furniture sets said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:04 pm
Freaking funny you guys!!!!!
Reese is more happy here than i’ve ever seen him before.
Hell Yeah :0)
David said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:05 pm
it’s cool like always I Love it
Ho boy Ho mama ho ho ho yeha super
especially the great sexy banner.
David
JR Griggs said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:09 pm
Great stuff guys! Snoop Dogg should be calling any day now! And if not him maybe Vanilla Ice!
Geo Swanko said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:11 pm
Word! Nice idea to team up. What kind of guitar is in the case behind John? You know what I’m saying? The list building classes are great! I’ve been going through Eben’s Ignition program and it’s excellent as well. I would expect this GURU course will be awesome Yo. This is tricky, tricky, tricky (old school)to put this gangsta stuff in here.
Peace!
G to the E to the izzO
Colette Marshall said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:25 pm
Thanks for the belly laugh , Frank and John!!!
My vote goes to Frank on the Hell Ya! (John, you do need a little more practice)
All 3 of these guys have fantastic stuff to help your grow your biz!
Billl Whedon said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:25 pm
Yo dog! Y’all workin too hard to seem kewl, know? An sittin with bare feet while you talkin’ biz, won’t endear y’all to any bo fum da mideast.
Look at my web. Remember that the USA spends around 30 to 40 BILLION dollars a month on gasoline for their cars.
What do you think my engine will be worth once it’s released and licensed? Oh, I know it won’t endear ME to anybody from Saudi Arabia ways… LOL
Talk to me.
Bill Whedon
John said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:36 pm
“Fluentistical Ability”?
I’m down wit dat.
Werd
Matt said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:37 pm
Frank and Crazies (LOL),
I have a guy outside the US lookin for JV’s. He has a high quality list he has built over the last 20 years, and is a multi-millionaire. Any luck on a private Mass Control Release? Let me know via email if you’re interested.
Make Money On Craigslist said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:45 pm
HAHA!
I cracked out from this video, very funny
Chuck Norris said
am May 19 2009 @ 2:54 pm
Pen Island = PenIs land? The phallic tree in the middle of two breast looking islands, the “Big Package”, etc… Very clever, but not very subtle, lol. Keep the great content coming!
Jerry said
am May 19 2009 @ 3:07 pm
Nice Video Guys….
Jose said
am May 19 2009 @ 3:10 pm
John,
You have oficially been pimped. Your reputation is ruined.
Jajaja Thhis shit is great. Always makes me laugh,
Matt said
am May 19 2009 @ 3:11 pm
Woops,
Here’s my contact info if you’re interested:
Skype: net.pros.llc
Email: globaldistributionnetwork@gmail.com
Matthew said
am May 19 2009 @ 3:26 pm
Great video, but PLEASE - either change the camera angles or insist that your interviewees wear long trousers (yes, I’m English, but I still count…)
All that bare flesh is just distracting… and the foreground of the video is all legs, hips and what’s in the middle.
But look away and the content is fantastic.
Tom said
am May 19 2009 @ 4:00 pm
Is this guy playing ‘Sawyer’ from Lost?
Michael E. said
am May 19 2009 @ 5:00 pm
Hilarious! Thanks for all the laughs and killer bonus!
Kieran said
am May 19 2009 @ 5:10 pm
Hey Guys
I bought through your link. How do I got about claiming the above bonus package. I didn’t get any confirmation ?
Thanks
Kieran
Learn How to Make Money Online said
am May 19 2009 @ 5:29 pm
HHAHA…
I knew this could not be good for John! He wanted to re-shoot this video so bad!
Alex
The Methodical Marketer said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:00 pm
Frank and John are two of the most prolific marketers of our time and both are showing people that you can actually have fun while promoting to your list. That is the whole essence of a video script like this as well as showing the upside of forming alliances with others that are good in areas that may not be your strength.Funny vid.
Cheers,
The Methodical Marketer
Dave said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:10 pm
Yes, I bought through your link too? How does the process work? What do I have to do to claim the bonuses?
thanks
Steve said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:12 pm
All Up In The Beach … ROFLMAO ( best line I’ve heard
all year )
John you were great, chill, ev’things gonna be all right….
Steve
Gerry Griffin said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:20 pm
Great Stuff!…..I think John has nicer legs than you Frank, you definitely have longer hair both on your Head and your Chin. Great pitch on Eben’s Product, I watched that long Video presentation from beginning to end and was very impressed but I could see before I knew the cost that it was out of my reach at this time.
Maybe next year, cost may not be a factor.
I’m getting addicted to Goofy Videos!!
Ryan G said
am May 19 2009 @ 6:58 pm
Very Nice Information, like the video, you guys should take a course in how to be rap stars. lol, Try my course maybe it will help.
Steve Wardrip said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:14 pm
Yes, I know. I smoked it for 30 years. Now that I’m a grown man I have a higher calling. Don’t waste your life on lawyers, drugs and money. When you have real peace on the inside it doesn’t hurt and you don’t have to comepensate for the pain by superficial means. This is not a put down. Fun is fun. So is reality.
Sherrie Rose (The Love Linguist) said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:20 pm
Good promo for Eben, great bonus, and hilarious, “fluentistical” performances with superstars Frank and John.
XO
john kahanic said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:27 pm
great video guys keep up the great work as always sea you all soon
Terry Brechtefeld said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:28 pm
Please tell me what to do, I dont know what will I do to get bonuses/money.
Thanks
Busy Man Fitness said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:29 pm
HELLS YEA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!
COP DAT REESE REPORT RIGHT NIZZLE MY DIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!
JD said
am May 19 2009 @ 7:45 pm
Your so funny Frank, “when you order ebens thing today”, you dont even say the name, talk about relaxed selling, lmao.
Matt H said
am May 19 2009 @ 9:42 pm
If you pause it just right, at 3:39, Reese looks like a buddhified spliff-master Keller-boyee.
Put that in your piece.
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am May 19 2009 @ 10:00 pm
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Jon Davidson said
am May 20 2009 @ 3:39 am
That was some funny chit Frank.
All together now…Hell Yeah!
Always great to hear from you guys.
Keep on keepin on!
Jon
Randy D said
am May 20 2009 @ 7:43 am
Well, John now that you made the move from “O” town to La Jolla it looks like your ready to roll with the Kearn-Dawg! You down with that? Have you got a key to the super secret ninja headquarters yet? As usual Frank comes up with some funny shit! I guess the next video will have John rolling with the La Jolla crew. Surf’s up dude!
Kyle D. Amaker said
am May 20 2009 @ 8:26 am
You Guys are funny as hell. Don’t quit your day job!!! Also I just purchased the Eban’s course, where do I claim the bonus???
HELL YEAH!!!
Rock On
Will said
am May 20 2009 @ 9:53 am
Hey there chaps,
just purchased through your link, do I need to submit a ticket somewhere to claim the bonus?
thanks
Will
Skye said
am May 20 2009 @ 10:45 am
You guys are hilarious!!! Thanks for that, it’s like watching 2 school kids. John you are adorable…What an awesome video! I’m still smiling
Skye
victoria said
am May 20 2009 @ 10:47 am
Nice video. Could you two be any more opposite? But that’s great… a nice mix. (Frank, please be nicer to John next time.. he does have a fan club you know!
This Blog Will Pay My Mortgage said
am May 20 2009 @ 10:57 am
Do you guys really wear those clothes all day? I’m sure you normally wear shirts and ties all day… then take em off for the vidz ??
Robert Phillips said
am May 20 2009 @ 7:05 pm
Great Video
Very funny and great offer to take if anyone is wanting to learn from the best in the industry.
Robert Phillips
Gene said
am May 22 2009 @ 10:16 am
What I think is funny is that everyone is pricing the same…think it’s time for a pattern interrupt….incidentally, did you notice the analog marking and embedded commands in the sales video…..could have been more effective if he’d just…..
Joe Anthony said
am May 23 2009 @ 7:06 am
Frank,
I see you are wearing the shirt I gave you at Mass Control 2.0 Seminar, which was awesome man!
If you would of called on me, I would of saved you from the Britney impersonator, Ha-Ha! Great Stuff Man keep it coming bud.
R *** said
am May 25 2009 @ 10:58 am
Frank,
HELP!!!!!! I have a killer system that turns the world upside down and money falls to the ground for me to pick-up.
PROBLEM: The pieces need to work together.
SOLUTION: Your guidance in exchange for share of $$$$$$!
P.S. Did I add enough dollar signs for you to contact me?
RJ
Amy said
am May 25 2009 @ 5:01 pm
What the hell was that?
Had me laughing the whole time.
Membuat website said
am May 26 2009 @ 3:36 am
I will check the product.. thanks.
Todd said
am May 26 2009 @ 9:59 am
I purchased MC 2.0 but don’t recall seeing this ‘list building’ course in there…was this only offered to those MC 2.0 customers that signed up for the monthly newsletter or mastermind group? Or am I just being stupid and am not seeing it in the MC 2.0 DVDs?
Any info would be appreciated.
Thanks!
-Todd
Cheryl Gonzalez said
am May 31 2009 @ 12:35 pm
Are you painting your toenails now Frank? Sure looks like it. AND since you love being barefoot, it makes sense.
Naveen Thalanki said
am June 2 2009 @ 5:04 pm
OK I ordered the Guru Mastermind course through your affiliate link.
What are the next steps I need to take to receive your bonuses.
Thanks
Naveen
Thick Black Theory said
am June 4 2009 @ 5:57 am
You guys forgot the Crystal!
Abraham Georges said
am June 8 2009 @ 1:23 am
Hi cool stuff!
Naveen said
am June 8 2009 @ 8:52 am
I purchased Eben Pagan’s Guru Mastermind Home Study course through Frank Kern’s affiliate link.
However I have not received the Frank Kern and John Reese bonus for the signup that was promised to me.
Thanks
Naveen
P.S - I posted this earlier to the blog but my comments disappeared!
Thomas Richmond said
am June 10 2009 @ 2:48 pm
Hey Frank, i’ll see you at the meeting this Thursday via Eban. Surfs Up!
Caden Grant said
am June 10 2009 @ 4:29 pm
Hahaha that’s some funny shit.
neama said
am June 11 2009 @ 2:13 am
hay
i see that good yahhhhhhhhh
iam from egypt and new here i want you help me i am not good in english
ok see you soon
yah
Raven said
am June 12 2009 @ 5:43 am
Frank you guys are funny. Thanks for sharing in this way and for all thre free stuff that you are giving to people you don’t even know. There is not very many people like you around these days.
Raven said
am June 12 2009 @ 5:44 am
Frank you guys are funny. Thanks for sharing in this way and for all thre free stuff that you are giving to people you don’t even know. There are not very many people like you around these days.
Sam With Traffic Is King said
am June 14 2009 @ 1:46 am
It’s always good to see John out of his element. Makes him seem mortal.
Kevin Pasco said
am June 30 2009 @ 4:57 pm
Hahaha Frank, you’re da man.
Mark said
am August 24 2009 @ 9:34 pm
Too Funny! However I don’t think Jay-Z or Beyonce will be calling anytime soon to talk about a duet or somethin’
M
dyuane said
am August 28 2009 @ 9:04 am
Frank good video.
dyuane
Ralpheal Jackson said
am October 24 2009 @ 12:17 am
Frank Looks Like Kid Rock In This video! lol Hilarious
Krista said
am November 28 2009 @ 9:14 pm
Very funny stuff. So does the shirt smell like chloroform?
David Black said
am December 8 2009 @ 9:41 am
I have to admit, that the title of this post got me
John Reese turned Gangster Rapper!!! How could you not click on that link.
Really enjoyed the video, keep up the good work Frank.