This report is excellent, despite the fact they photoshopped a weird Mickey Mouse hat on my picture. (Page 11). WTF is that all about?

It’s by the Clayton Makepeace gang and it shows you how to write stuff that gets more money. They even dissect some of my own promotions in here.

All in all, this is a treasure trove of stealable material.

You can download it here directly …without having to opt in. Click here to download now and thank me later.

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  1. kelly said

    am June 26 2008 @ 6:06 am

    P.S. Someone please teach ‘them’ not to do bore-me-to-tears web copy:
    We aim to foster courage, action, and a sense of social justice in a challenging global socio-political climate, and seek to engage decision-making processes to find collaborative, creative solutions for positive social change.

    A better shorter copy:
    Between 15 to 20 and brave?
    Wanna become a Socially Responsible Entrepeneur?
    Join us for learning adventures!

  2. Nicholas Finnegan said

    am June 26 2008 @ 6:52 am

    We don’t fall in love when we are in the company of someone, we fall in love when we are off by ourselves thinking about them afterwards.

    Its quite clear that we enjoy being in each others company and like having fun together. And its also plainly obvious that a butt naked angel called cupid doesn’t shoot an arrow into our butt.

    But it is when you are on your own and you find yourself thinking about someone in such a unique way, that allows you to list all the qualities about them you really like, and imagine yourself with them connecting together with the flow of your personalities, is when a feeling of love begins to take place deep inside of you. And although you may try push these feelings down or talk yourself out of them, you only find it comes back 10 times more powerful than ever before, allowing you to fall into deeper emotional states of falling for this person during moments of the day. With me, according to my experiences with people, theres always potential connections that can be built between us as human beings.

    When you recall a time in your past when you fell in love, where you then able to stay cool, in control of yourself and the relationship? Or where you calling that person everyday, always wanting to see them, thinking about them and eager to experience a growing connection with them?

    Heres the point: We do not fall in love by “tripping” over or falling into a “hole!” Love is a process we do to ourselves! And there are always new ways to discover how love can manifest between us – to the point where you act upon it right now!

    All the best,

  3. Brian said

    am June 26 2008 @ 8:04 am

    That was hella funny Frank… talk about takin the Mickey! Lucky Clayton didn’t photoshop some white gloves on your mitts. (hmmm… why don’t we try that out?)

    Thanks for the PDF. Dang… Clayton just bumped that freeline thing-a-majiggee, didn’t he?!

    Frank can I use that image on my next promotion? (juz kiddin’)

  4. Rick said

    am June 26 2008 @ 8:51 am

    Hey Frank,

    Can you let that Clayton dude know that the link to http://www.MakepeaceTotalPackage.Com at the very end of the report (page 71) is not correct. You can type the link I know… but hey its a matter of convenience and who knows how many prospects the “poor” guys missing out on.

    Thanks for the great info you provide.

    Keep cool and keep moving the free line!


  5. Matt said

    am June 26 2008 @ 9:46 am

    Damn Frank, sorry to see that pic. You like Heineken? I’ll bring over a 12ver right now.

  6. Harold said

    am June 26 2008 @ 10:39 am

    Hi Frank – That was a lion share of a book frame I just read there. Held my nerve on every word. Clayton Makepeace delivers serious industrial strength copy the way I like it. Nice & tight, nothing seeping through the seams. No leaky roofs here!

    I can accelerate at light speed now. It’s all too easy!

    You’re the man Frank. Thanks once again.

    – Harold

  7. Jon Prano said

    am June 26 2008 @ 11:34 am

    Yo,Yo – I dig your new look…Chicks around here are breathing hard.
    You are the Man!
    Great stuff. Do you ever wake up pinching your self and say, “Am I really the King?” Yes, believe it, YOU are. That’s just the way it is my friend.

    Thanks for the gifts,

  8. Steve Ben Brown said

    am June 26 2008 @ 1:43 pm


    After being a subscriber to your list and offers for many months now I must profess that you are the most useful and downright interesting of ALL the marketers I receive stuff from and (though a very close second, maybe even more a case of apples to oranges), I have to even include StomperNet in the list of which you are the pinnacle; and I LOVE the stuff the Stompers have to offer.

    If I had the money I would already be a Kern-abe and whence I get to my place I will be.

    For that matter, the only two programs that I have on my list are StomperNet (I was a trial-member for a good part of last year), I am still building my revenue and knowledge to the point that they will be ready for me as well as the versa-visa. Yours is the other program that I intend to fit into whence the opportunity becomes possible.

    Until then, I shall enjoy and learn from the great materials you keep sending my way.

    Thanks Frank.

    from steveBenBrown.

  9. James said

    am June 28 2008 @ 10:29 am

    Quality stuff… thanks guys!


  10. Frank Tulak said

    am June 28 2008 @ 3:21 pm

    I was so amazed at your instruction on the “one moment that changes everything”.

    That understanding could not be known;
    unless it have been given to you from GOD.

    I know that from everyone else’s point of view; that the very idea that
    Frank Kern is of God
    would be ridiculous but they say that
    because they do not know God.

    You Sir are chosen of God.
    You showed it to me.

    So how do I prove it to you.

    With your permission I will send you a teaching on biblical accuracy.

    It is an expansion of what you have taught.

    This gift is for you to use as God directs you to minister to his people.

    Don’t worry about who is of God or not “God’s people hear his word”

    When you taught you were not talking to anyone’s mind or emotions but their spirit and those that had spirit were amazed.

    I want to help you to continue to strengthen everyone spiritually even though they would not recognize it as being so :)

    Whether anyone recognizes it or not
    you are a minister of God !

    Let me prove it to you.

    R. Frank

    Religion is man made; Life is God made.
    If knowledge doesn’t enrich life and set it free;
    then that knowledge is not of GOD!

  11. Ron Rea said

    am June 30 2008 @ 2:57 am

    Man, I was going to try and write something cool, but after Steve managed to the word “whence” in his post I knew I was way outta my league,

    Frank, I saw your reply to Jim on the LT blog and I just hadta say how impressed I was. You could have really ripped him up, but you stayed above all that and even offered the guy some helpful information. Very cool! I somehow doubt I could have been that cool, but my stinkin Irish ancestry seems to rear it’s hot, ugly head in those situations.

    Anyway, I’m attending your “Paid for Life” workshop, so I’ll see you whence I get there (ha, got it in there).

    – Ron

  12. lawton chiles said

    am July 1 2008 @ 9:22 pm

    Frank, Clayton is THE master and I am glad, and surprised, but glad, that you guys have run into eachother and started your scheming together. I’ve worked with some of his office, and they are the tops.

    Looking forward to seeing the true side of client and customer relationships, or visitors, as I like to call them.

  13. Richard Muir said

    am July 2 2008 @ 1:31 am

    That is a awesome tool and one heck of a list of words and phrases.

    Thanks heaps

    Rich Muir
    making registering your new company easy

  14. sharepole said

    am July 3 2008 @ 3:44 am

    Thanks for the sharing and inspiration Frank.
    Speak loud as genuine as it was..

  15. Tony Seymour said

    am July 3 2008 @ 4:08 pm

    Hey, Tony here, a Mass Control student and huge fan.

    The PDF is kinda cool, and the pic of you is awesome.
    It’s a good complement to rich schefren’s “phrases that grab attention” freebie.


    PS : I don’t get it – why do so many people think they have to put 25 links to their website in their comments here ? Isn’t that actually spam ?

  16. Fredsy said

    am July 5 2008 @ 9:50 am

    Hey, Just wanted to say that this site rocks. How’d you put your video up there.
    Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

  17. bubba_vine said

    am July 5 2008 @ 8:21 pm

    downloaded and using on my country boy blog also posted how we meet and you got me started in Internet marketing… keep them coming

  18. bubba_vine said

    am July 5 2008 @ 8:24 pm

    p.s. loving your twitter comments.. stalking you by mobile phone.. my twitter name is sneaky – bubba_vine don’t tell anybody… don’t want to many stalkers (followers)

  19. Tony Smith said

    am July 10 2008 @ 5:17 am

    Hi, this is another awesome report, the sort of thing you’d pay BIG money for.

    plus it’s fed my IM addiction a little more, and feeding it for free is always a good thing… Damn you FRaNk KeRn for your tasty free samples of IM drug!!
    I’m outing you, Eben and all you gurus as pushers here: on my blog

    you’re a bad man.. but I STILL can’t wait for my next fix!!


  20. Kevin said

    am July 13 2008 @ 7:50 pm


    Cool info as always. I dont know how you find the time to do all these interviews & videos and still “slack off”…

    Look forward to the next one.


    Cool Golf Tips

  21. Rosalin Golden said

    am July 14 2008 @ 2:44 am

    Excellent report and valiable information frank,thanks for sharing

    Rosalin Golden

  22. Shanika said

    am July 14 2008 @ 4:45 pm

    Hey Frank!

    I have already bought Clayton Makepeace’s “Double Your Profits In 12 Months or Less” and this book was referred in his blog the minute I got to it. When I read about how you personalize your emails with colloquial expressions freqently, then they gave examples, I was laughing my tail off.

    When I read your stuff, searched for your blog and was thinking, “Please tell me he sounds exactly as he writes.” Found your blog and found out, YEP, you sound and talk just like that.

    Truthfully I was relieved. Why? Because I am training myself to be a copywriter. And knowing that someone speaks and writes pretty much just like I do, encouraged me to pursue this even more. And speak everything simply in my style (as long as it is to the point and understandable).

    I don’t see many people doing that. Alot of them actually put me to sleep with their videos promoting products (yeah, I drifted pretty bad struggling to listen to two people’s promo yesterday).

    I’m drinking a beer to you, Frank. You really gave me a lot of insight on everything with your blog. AND FINALLY SOUND, SOLID, ADVICE ON LIST BUILDING NOT SPOKEN IN ALIEN EBONICS.

    You’re one of the best. Bottom’s up.

  23. Ed S (NextInstinct) said

    am July 15 2008 @ 9:55 pm

    Could you tell/teach me something about the inner workings here?

    Do guys ask each other first, or send you a copy afterwards, or ???
    How are these reports communicated between
    the Makepeace camp and you?
    Just curious.

    And is their breakdown of your material, exactly as you would describe it?

    Thank You for the report, and any answers.

    Ed Dale got weirder ↓

  24. GIdeon said

    am July 16 2008 @ 6:49 am

    Hi Frank, the way you get information into the hands of us mere mortals amazes me.

    Never a dull moment, always lots of fun and heaps of good quality information.


  25. Matt Ohms said

    am July 16 2008 @ 12:24 pm

    Hey Frank, I didn’t know where else to say thanks to you for giving away those DVD’s with Traffic Secrets 2.0, so I’ll say it here! THANKS!

  26. Renegade Spook said

    am July 16 2008 @ 8:26 pm

    What’s your Words Worth? (Tom Tom Club) Gazillions?

    Frank speaks and we listen. FK is the most informative man on the web.

    Many Thanks 😉 RS

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  28. yves said

    am July 21 2008 @ 8:44 am

    thx 4 sharing, i always love it!

  29. yves said

    am July 21 2008 @ 8:45 am

    one question:

    when comes the next big thing?

  30. Jeff Chavez said

    am July 21 2008 @ 4:27 pm


    Been trying to track you down.

    I just got done surfing the back side of Santa Cruz Island and it was unreal.

    But aside from that, I want to tell you how I think we can use my coaching company to build a very strong revenue stream for you.

    Can we chat?

    CEO, Northstar Ventures, Inc.

  31. Michael said

    am July 22 2008 @ 7:37 am

    Enjoyed the report! Thanks again Frank for the free killer stuff.

  32. GSrch said

    am July 28 2008 @ 3:35 pm

    Frank, I saw a video in which you described a membership service where you submit videos to all the video sharing services…. what is the membership service so I might sign up. Thanks for all the great input, when will MassControl be available again?

  33. Roger Bauer said

    am August 11 2008 @ 4:34 pm

    Great stuff again Frank–I’m tardy on discovering it, but I’m damn glad I did.


  34. flavored coffees said

    am August 12 2008 @ 1:43 pm

    I better thank you now Frank while it’s fresh on my mind cause I got CRS…


    Thanx Frank…

    gourmet coffee snob
    always drink better coffee

  35. Tom said

    am September 18 2008 @ 8:11 pm

    Your free stuff is better than most that is for sale on the net.

    Thanks again!

  36. Timothy Patton said

    am September 27 2008 @ 1:16 pm

    That article took a while to read, it was very interesting and helpful. Later today I am going to go out, get a National Inquirer, learn more about these phrases, how to use them in the sales copy/sales letter. If I can see how using these phrases helps N.I. become #1, then I will most definitely get a subscription, rather than having to go to the store weekly to purchase a copy.

  37. said

    am October 13 2008 @ 3:45 pm

    excellent content…..I am going to write ads like a mad man now. Education in key…

  38. Lisa WebDoc said

    am June 1 2009 @ 9:03 am

    Cool stuff, and it’s also free! I can’t believe my mouse :)

    Thank you

  39. Bob said

    am June 13 2009 @ 11:24 pm

    Hey Frank,

    Thanks alot I too enjoyed it and even used some of this to create a successful campaign for a product launch that I have just done called Google Conquest Authority

  40. Shaun Trevett said

    am July 24 2009 @ 10:31 am

    Hi Frank What can I say well you give out so much cool content my friend like no other marketer online

    Your the best

    Hope to be working with you one day

    Keep up the good work

    Catch you later


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